Quotables

If you spend any amount of time with Nolan, you know that he loves to talk. He’s very curious and makes bizarre observations like a tiny blend of Seinfeld and Jack Handey. It’s hard for me to think of a day where Nolan hasn’t said at least one thing that makes me laugh.

Because we know we will never remember all of these, we’ve started collecting them on twitter. You should be able to see the quotes as we post them on the left side of your screen.

Here are some of my favorites:

• God is made of cheese. Cheese cubes not sticks.
• Am I a good cleaning lady?
• I think I need some candy to help my bones grow big and strong.
  
• Can I have a piece of candy to go with my other piece of candy?
  
• I need to brush my teeth in the morning or they will fall out at school.
  
• For Christmas, I want a riding lawn mower. You can buy them at Lowe’s.
  
• Mommy, you need to be surgeried now.
  
• Mommy, let me know if an ant comes in and moves my box of cars.
  
• Mommy, I’m tired of using my imagination.
  
• This is a good song called Coldplay Steve!
  
• I have wanted that Matchbox Pop-Up my whole life. You can buy it at dot com from Daddy’s computer.
  
• Why do ghosts wear a long white shirt and only have one leg?
• Mommy, do the Foo Fighters have a big drum set? I need a big drum set too.
• What do we do about the robots?
• Chinese is a very far away place where we get food. Verrrrrry far away place.