The Easter Story According to Nolan

A magic donkey helped Jesus.

Jesus rode on the donkey.

Jesus died at the Cross.

He died because the Cross was powered by electricity and Jesus ate it.

And then He is alive again!

He is like magic. A fairy magic.

Jesus then got a job. His job was to help Mary….the one who had the baby.

Then Jesus rode on the front of the donkey and Mary rode on the back.

The End

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Oh my goodness…..what a story.

I totally get the electricity part! Don’t you think that to a little kid, telephone poles look like crosses…and then we tell them that’s where electricity comes from…or don’t touch, that’s electricity?

Good call on the telephone pole. That at least has some logic to it. :-)

I’ve been laughing about this one for days. I wish we had video of it. He was so sure of his version of the story. Hilarious.